This one’s for the agents who earned every wrinkle.
Printed on our softest, premium-quality black t-shirt, the Grumpy Old Agent tee blends vintage style with Border Patrol pride. The back features an ornate, old-world design with bold scrollwork and typography that reads “Vintage Grumpy Old Agent,” anchored by the iconic U.S. Border Patrol emblem. It’s a classic look that nods to years of service, grit, and experience—no explanations needed.
On the front left chest, a clean white U.S. Border Patrol logo keeps things understated and sharp, balancing the bold back print with a professional, timeless touch.
Designed for comfort and built for everyday wear, this shirt feels broken-in from day one while holding up to real use—whether you’re off duty, retired, or just proudly carrying the title.
Details:
Ultra-soft, premium black t-shirt
Vintage-inspired back design with clean, high-clarity print
